Here's a note to US local newspaper writers - if you don't get to the point of the story by the ninth paragraph, readers are going to give up. Put the point of the story in the FIRST paragraph. You're welcome.
Photographers! If you can send us an angry picture from a newspaper (anonymously, of course) which you can prove is your work, you will WIN a year's supply of digital camera film (slightly used, date expired, processing not paid).