Saturday, December 20, 2014

Assault course anger

Bexley News Shopper: Chap in sensible anorak upset about holes outside his house

Amazingly, he's got exactly the same sensible anorak as North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il.

Sensible anoraks don't get much more sensible than that. No wonder the troops have gone crazy.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Rob

Christmas lights anger

Portsmouth News: Shopkeep tries to get Christmas lights, gets a load of red tape instead

With a picture of what no Christmas lights might look like

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Dug up driveway anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Mum OUTRAGED as son tells workmen it's OK to dig anywhere they like

And it's proper, old school ALL CAPS outrage too.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Friday, December 19, 2014

Free parking anger

Essex Chronicle: Shopkeeps annoyed by traffic chaos caused by free parking

You know - extra customers, just before Christmas.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Lottery machine anger

Brentwood Gazette: Shopkeep 'losing money to faulty lottery machine'

Face it mate, we're all losing money etc etc etc

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Bus service anger

Bristol Post: New Metro Bus service 'will strip away pavement'

Two things to note here:

1. David Bowie at the back in his 'Labyrinth' wig

2. Coat with a huge green penis

Spotter's Badge: Rob A

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Dodgy car anger

Kent Online: Woman quite annoyed at local car dealership

I see your problem, you've bought a Vauxhall.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Pothole hyperbole anger

Hendon and Finchley Times: Pothole 'could drown a small child'

Only if it were drunk

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Stay out of our town anger

Hull Daily Mail: Beverley 'becoming town of old people' say identical twins

I don't suppose he sees the irony.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Seawall anger that's not in Essex

South Wales Evening Post: Sea wall means woman loses her sea view

On the plus side, your kitchen won't be under water come the next high tide.

Channeling the righteous sea wall-related indignation of these chaps.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Park homes anger

Watford Observer: MP, council clash over trailer park

Not sure who the wild man is, probably not the MP.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Blocked drains anger

Reading Post: Green candidate angry about the state of the roads

Back a bit... back a bit more...

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Sppeding ticket anger

Llanelli Star: Toulouse Lautrec impersonator wins fight over speeding ticket

Or, to be more accurate, Inspector Clouseau in disguise as Toulouse Lautrec

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Felled trees anger

East Grinstead Courier: Felled trees mean residents have to look at their neighbours

No wonder she's miserable.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Chip shop anger

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke goes to the paper after he's banned from his local chip shop

And it appears he's got previous...

Gloucestershire Echo: Bloke threatens to go on hunger strike after losing court case over keeping a pet in defiance of landlord's "no pets" rule

Doritos, for one, certainly pleased he didn't follow through.

Spotter's Badge: Thomas