Sunday, May 21, 2017

All good things

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Sunday, May 14, 2017

Needles found at cemetery anger

Peterborough Today: Mayor shocked at the amount of drugs needles found at cemetery

I'm shocked at the ghost of a previous mayor which has appeared in this photograph.

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Some sort of Aussie park proposal anger

Eastern Reporter: I have no idea what this one's about, to be honest

Let's go with "Area man outraged that prisoners get crazy golf"

Spotter's Badge: Bryn

Friday, May 12, 2017

Cone vigilantes anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Police tell local residents that you're not actually allowed to put out cones to stop people parking in your street

Also, those Reactolite glasses look a bit suspect.

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Richard

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Lost luggage cruise to HELL anger

Nottingham Post: Couple go on a cruise and DON'T get the fatal squirts, but still complain about lost luggage

I'm presuming it's one of those "PUNX NOT DEAD" nostalgia cruises they're doing these days.

Spotter: Gareth

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Inevitable Specsavers joke anger

Dundee Courier: Man on trip to opticians claims he didn't see parking restriction signs

Should have gone to etc etc etc

Spotter's Badge: Colin

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Too many estate agents' boards anger

Surrey Comet: Man with a nice blazer and too much time on his hands takes the battle to our common enemy - estate agents

I say we come back to this one once the tanks start rolling through Epsom.

Spotter's Badge: Melissa

Monday, May 08, 2017

No stamp on my election leaflets anger

Dorset Echo: Candidate working so hard for Weymouth, he forgets to put a stamp on his election communications

I notice this gent is a Spurs supporter, so there goes my sympathy.

Spotter's Badge: Matilda

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Someone set fire to my luggage anger

Worcester News: "Eeee, me scanties!"

I've travelled a bit, and I'd very much prefer my luggage turning up like that and not me.

Spotter's Badge: Graham

Saturday, May 06, 2017

A bit of trouble with Virgin Media anger

Crawley Observer: Man waits two months for Virgin Media installation 

Don't do it man! Look what happened to this guy.

Any excuse

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Friday, May 05, 2017

Can't pay for my garden waste bin anger

Essex Live: Man doesn't have "the internet" so can't pay council for his bin

Alas, the 20th Century is so far away now.

Spotter's Badge: DH

Thursday, May 04, 2017

RAF frightening my sheep anger

Swindon Advertiser: Low-flying aircraft blamed for nervous lambs

JUST LOOK AT THEIR SAD TINY FACES, YOU BASTARD BIGGLES

Spotter's Badge: Tom

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

No paint on the bus anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Gran and kiddiewink not allowed on the bus because they had a can of paint

They start graffiti artists young up north.

Dorset Echo: You wait hours for a no-paint-on-the-bus story, and two come along at once

 Although she really should have bought mahogany wood stain.

Spotter's Badge: Shelly

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Quite a long way to school anger

Northampton Chronicle: Mum faces five-mile round trip to get her sour-faced kiddiewink to school

And here comes the first "Didn't get the school I wanted" story of the season.

Spotter's Badge: Ollie

Monday, May 01, 2017

Tree fell on my head anger

Wentworth Courier: Rotten branch knocks woman out cold

It's also knocked your hair sideways.

Spotter's Badge: David