Friday, November 21, 2014

Giant twig anger

Sunderland Echo: Councillor doesn't like village's Christmas tree

And tidings of happiness and joy to you, too

Spotter's Badge: Le Chuck @ Ready To Go

Glass in my chips anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man finds glass in his chips

...gets a refund and apology, still goes to the paper, gets a right mullering in the comments.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Smelly cow shed anger

Stuff.NZ: Stench of cow manure scuppers wedding plans

On the bright side ...uh... there is no bright side.

Spotter's Badge: Joseph

Thursday, November 20, 2014

'I'm not racist but...' Anger

Portsmouth News: Man says he's not racist but it's wrong to take pork off the school menu to pander to *them*

My advice to anyone who is upset by the issues raised in this story and think children should be served dead pig at lunchtimes: Serve pork at home. As much pork as you like. Have an all-pork home diet for all I care. Eat nothing but pork. PORK.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Redevelopment anger

Cambridge News: Campaigners oppose turning old snooker hall into supermarket

At least, that's what we think they're after - we fell asleep before we reached the end of the banner

Spotter's Badge: Kate

New bridge anger

Harborough Mail: We don't want your new-fangled "bridge" thing

Yeah, who wants people to come over to your side of the canal anyway?

Spotter's Badge: Carol

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Too many offies anger

Manchester Evening News: Council to limit the number of booze shops in 'Alcohol Alley'

Should the MEN be allowed to employ five-year-old kids as knee-high photographers? Vote YES or NO now.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Bed bugs anger

Wandsworth Guardian: Family living in fear of bullet-proof bed bugs

Which reminds me, I must order my Christmas turkey

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Devil dog anger

Border Mail: Dog with only two teeth accused of attacking child

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Noisy party anger

Colchester Daily Gazette: Boat owner admits holding noisy party

Superb after-the-fact fingers-in-ears from the Gazette, who are fast emerging as masters in the genre.

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Rainbow fence anger

Melbourne Age: Local authority forces householders to repaint fence

Bunch o' drongoes

Spotter's Badge: Len

Monday, November 17, 2014

The postman doesn't even bother to ring once anger

Worcester News: Man poses with his arms folded specifically to get into Angry People in Local Newspapers

Well played sir!

Spotter's Badge: Kris

Banana spider anger

Bournemouth Echo: Woman finds dead spider in bunch of bananas

Beautifully photographed, especially with the iPhone that makes it look terrifyingly huge.

Poo-splosion anger

London 24: Poo explodes all over pensioner's bathroom

And by the looks of things, it's about to happen again.

Spotter's Badge: Len

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Zombie car anger

Lancashire Telegraph: DVLA 'killjoys' clamp old car with zombie inside

No brains. Zombies ate their spicy brains

Spotter's Badge: Karen