Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Dog-walker beach anger

Port Phillip Leader: Huge piles of rotting mess build up on beach

Hold your horses - it's seaweed. OR IS IT?

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Gay T-shirt anger

Burnley Express: Man in trouble with job centre over choice of outfit

But never mind the story, let's examine the first comment that appears under it:

"There are over 400000 unfilled jobs nationwide - methinks he is just another of society's scroungers out to rattle the compo tin and blame everybody else"

Confirmation that you can never like nor trust anyone who uses the word "methinks"

Spotter's Badge: Karen, Dan

Christmas lights anger

Portadown Times: Town's Christmas lights are vandalised in March

Police are looking for a suspect or suspects said to be in possession of "good taste".

Spotter's Badge: Billy

Monday, March 30, 2015

Bad E-Fit

Bristol Post: This man has done some bad things

Hand yourself in, baby-faced Matt Lucas

Don't have nightmares

Spotter's Badge: Louise

Church theft anger

Crawley News: Vicar vows to forgive church sign thieves. FORGIVE THEM TO DEATH

Some fine dismayed posing as well

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Flag theft anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Stop stealing my flags, you drongoes

With a picture which firmly illustrates what no Australian flags might look like.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Sunday, March 29, 2015

X Factor C-Word anger

NZ Herald: Woman exchanges the word c*** with NZ X Factor about a million times

From a national paper, but it has the most starred-out c-words I have ever seen in a newspaper.

Bunch a c***s.

Spotter's Badge: Conan

Grim up north anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Woman worried back alley could become a haven for rats

Come the Apocalypse, you'll be thankful for the extra protein in your diet

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Market trader anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Traders angry as council tries to move them off their pitches

See this leek? Guess where it's going.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Worst toilets in the North West anger

Northwich Guardian: Public toilets 'not fit for purpose'

I think you can actually get a sense of the foul stink from her facial expression.

Spotter's Badge: Maria

Low-fi identity theft anger

Border Mail: Fake Grealy Motors entry appears in Yellow Pages, real Grealy Motors not pleased

Aw bless, they still use phone books.

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Anti-social back alley anger

Northampton Chronicle: Residents want alleyway gated off to prevent fly tipping

The real Councillor Eales was not available, so they sent a cardboard cut-out.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Friday, March 27, 2015

Parking charge what's-in-the-box anger

North Wales Leader: Parking charges 'will be the final nail in the coffin' for town's shops, claim shopkeeps

And the charge to which they are objecting?

20p.

For two hours.

That's 20p for two hours.

Spotter's Badge: Bez

New flats anger

Illawarra Mercury: Residents object to new development

See - dear reader - if you can spot the one person who would rather not be there.

Spotter's Badge: Alan - suggested through our Facebook page.

Student flats anger

South Wales Evening Post: Councillor foresees "all Hell breaking loose" if too many landlord properties spring up

Seen this chap before? Why yes you have.

Spotter's Badge:Paul