Friday, May 29, 2015

Fly in my pasty anger

Ashbourne News Telegraph: Mum finds dead fly in her Asda peppered steak pasty

Not wanting to come across as a middle-class food snob (but I'm going to anyway), but who buys a pack of five alleged meat pasties for £1.95? Yeah, I went the extra mile and looked it up

And a fine example of a photograph of no pasties.

Spotter's Badge: Michael

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Going going prom anger

Hartlepool Mail: Residents critical of council plans to remove prom

I thought at first glance it said "remove porn". Imagine my disappointment...

Eco-home anger

Sunderland Echo: Man objects to plans for eco-home on site of local hovel

Reacto-lite NIMBYism. The worst kind of NIMBYism

Falling down house anger

Kent Online: Couple won't pay their rent until housing association stops it from falling down

Commentard alert, from people who have never done a thing wrong in their lives.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Nails found in bread anger

Kent Online: Woman finds nails in loaf of bread

And the telling line: She has been asked to send the slice back to the head office so they can establish where it was manufactured, but she is worried the bread will be lost in the post.

Bread's always getting lost in the post, a direct consequence of the Royal Mail employing ducks in their sorting offices. This is why you shouldn't send bread through the post.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Scooter ban anger

Hinckley Times: Scooter women want shopping centre ban overturned

Last year grannies Lillian Clarke and Margaret Yates were banned "following a misunderstanding over payment of a packet of kitchen towels."

Happens to us all.

Spotter's Badge: Stuart

Stolen present anger

Brighton Argus: Present goes missing in the Royal Mail

With a picture of what an empty jiffy bag might look like

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

IKEA receipt anger

Melbourne Age: Woman charged $2,000 by Ikea, doesn't question it until she gets home

*slow handclap*

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Mouldy wedding cake anger

Gazette Live: Bride's wedding day RUINED by mouldy cake

Also, it's ENORMOUS

Spotter's Badge: Ste

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Snooker loopy anger

Brecon and Radnor News: Snooker club being forced out of church premises

Obviously, the use of Satan's Sticks and Lucifer's Testicles on the Green Baize of SIN were too much for the clergy

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Road crossing anger

Hume Leader: Speed bump needed at school road crossing

Like your thinking: That way the hoons will take off and soar over the kiddiewinks' heads.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Too many cosmetics anger

Bournemouth Echo: Lush won't let woman buy 30 bars of soap to give away as gifts

*head desk*

As one commenter points out, simply go to their website and buy as much as you like.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Blocked gutter anger

Queensland News and Mail: Ray's fed up with the condition of his guttering. And who isn't these days?

New word learned today: Whipper snip. That's whipper snip.

Graffiti hit squad anger

Cranbourne Leader: Kids crack down on graffiti artists

Those are the scariest nice kids I've ever seen. Kill them, nice kids. Kill them all.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

More fly-tipping anger

Borehamwood Times: Man upset after his road becomes a fly-tipping hot-spot

"Bins. Why can't they just use bins?"

Spotter's Badge: Ian